If I Were Rich

• I would be able to finish my MA without having to ask my parents for more money
• I would be able to buy my own place which NO ONE ELSE would be allowed to live or make mess or make noise
• I would hire a cook to make me lovely food every day
• I would pay for my family and friends to come visit me lots
• I would be able to go to all the plays, musicals and concerts I want to see
• I would get a cat
• I would be able to afford a t.v. and the licence fee
• I would get driving lessons and a pootiful car to take them in
• I would get a personal trainer and get fit
• I would buy all the clothes I want
• I would actually spend money in Accesorize on bags (pause to wipe drool off laptop)
• I would be able to pay for therapy so I didn't have to limit my visits to 6 times
• I would buy all the shoes I want

• I would still be me (trying to see this as a positive point)
• I would still feel shit about Mr. G.
• I would still miss being around my family and knowing what their life is like
• I would still think I'm never going to meet that perfect guy
• I would only be marginally happier (because no money problems would be a nice change for once)