Showing posts with label Dr Bop. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Dr Bop. Show all posts

Monday, January 22, 2007

Cats Are Not Trying To Take Over The World (No, Really!)



Dear Constant Reader,

I, Dr Bop, was very concerned to find the following comment from the Wench on my introductory post:
AAAAAAAAAAAHHHH when i first saw this pic without reading the text I thought The Cats had taken over the world and this was some kind of anouncement from our new feline overlords!
I would just like to state for the record that this thought is completely grounded in reality absurd, of course cats don't want to take over the world! All we want is feline control over mankind sleep, sunshine, and the occasional fish. World domination is the first last thing on our minds!!!
Sincerely,
Dr Bop

Sunday, January 21, 2007

You Don't Have To Suffer Anymore!

Goodday Ladies and Gentlemen, Boys and Girls, Animals and Humans,

I am Dr. Bop, MD and I am here for all your problems. As you can see, I have access to all the modern channels of communication, and I floss regularly. I never miss my morning cup of tea, and am always awake and alert to answer all your questions.
If you have any problems, be they concerned with the loss of the will to sleep in the only sunny spot on the floor, what to do when you cannot go outside, or any other feline and/or human difficulties, drop me a line at the usual email address, and I will make sure you are not disappointed!

Wishing you Health and Happiness,

Dr Bop, MD.